For almost three decades, Christian O’Connell has made a living without a script. No autocue, no safety net, just a microphone and whatever happened to walk through the studio door that morning. Now the voice behind Gold FM’s national breakfast show is putting that same instinct into print — and the result is called, fittingly, Unscript.

The book launches on 29 July 2026, and it’s a departure for a man whose entire career has been built on live, unscripted radio. Writing a book means sitting with a sentence long enough to get it right, rather than riffing past it in real time. O’Connell has spent almost thirty years connecting with millions of listeners a day. Unscript is his attempt to explain how — and why so many of us have forgotten how to do the same.

The backstory explains the leap of faith. Back in 2018, O’Connell had the UK’s biggest commercial breakfast show and a fresh contract sitting on the table — and turned both down. He packed up his wife Sarah and their two daughters and moved the family to Melbourne, taking over breakfast at Gold FM 104.3 with no local track record and no guarantee anyone would tune in. Australian media coverage at the time framed it as the riskiest bet in the country’s radio history: an outsider, unproven in the market, going up against established local names on their own turf.

Sixteen months later, the show was number one.

By 2026, that Gold FM breakfast show had gone national – the first commercial breakfast program in Australian radio history to run across the country. That’s the résumé version. Unscript is more interested in everything underneath it: the fear before the leap, the mess in the middle, the bits that only turned funny with enough distance from them. O’Connell has said that’s where the real material was hiding the whole time.

What the Book Is Actually About

Strip away the radio credentials and Unscript is a book about a much bigger problem: the gap between who people are and who they’ve learned to perform. O’Connell’s argument is that most of us are running on invisible scripts — handed down by family, culture, fear — that quietly dictate how we talk, how we date, how we show up at work and at home. We end up trying to impress rather than express. And the longer that gap runs, the wider it gets.

It’s a fair question for a radio host to spend a chapter or two answering. Live broadcasting doesn’t leave room for a performed version of yourself — dead air finds you out fast. Maybe that’s the qualification that matters more than any career highlight.

The book is pitched as warm rather than preachy, funny rather than self-helpy. No reinvention required, according to O’Connell — just remembering who was there before the act started. Dare to be real in a fake world, as the tagline puts it.

Whether that translates from breakfast radio banter to three hundred-odd pages of print is the real test, and one only readers can answer come 29 July. Early interest suggests plenty are willing to find out.

Unscript is available for preorder now at Booktopia.

The Time Waster

In a lame attempt to get invited to the exclusive Melbourne book launch, digital marketing expert Elliot Dean has setup this article and listed all his time waster submissions to prove his worth (or lack there of). Here are all his punny – and some not so punny – time wasters over the years.

Without context around the topic for each one, apologies if they aren’t amusing. They were at the time, I promise!

They Might Be Y-Fronts
Quicksand By Me (And darling darling, quicksand…by me! Oh quicksand…by me)
No Closer, by Nine Inch Snails.
Histamine Girls
If I could turn back crime
Fleetwood Macaroni
The Postman Always Swipes Right
Angst of Green Gables
Bed Folds Out
Being Dijon Malkovich
Silence of the Lamb Souvlakis
The Hunt for Red Spot Specials in October
Priscilla, Lean on the Dessert
Mr Loans (by Discounting Crows)
He’s Just Not That Into Bad Teeth
Mighty Mighty Ruff Bones
Raiders of the Lost Panties
To the Mooooon And Back
Four Non Greys
Filthadelphia
Tobascos Back. By Tobasco Boys.
Priscilla Queen of the Desert Boots
Macaron and Me
Nibbleback
Hes just not that into poo.
Red Hot Chilli Pep in their Step
Throw Momma From the Trapeze
AcroBatman
Back to the Führer
No Junk Food For Old Men
Jon Bon Jovial
Quilly Quokka and the Chocolate Factory
Four Leaf Cloverfield
Bruce AllTermitey
Dude where’s my sloth?
Meet The Fossils
Sweet Home AlaHammer
Nine Inch Nail Gun
The Catheter in the Rye
Blue Balls Down
The Flying Nunchucks
Sir Loin a lot
Ribeye-en maiden
He’s Just Not That Into Stew
Murder on the mans snore
Run DNA
Dementia At Work
Wrinkleback
I want to Break Knee
Throw Mama From the Bullet Train
Snooty Snooty Bang Bang
Share-shank Redemption
Yeast 17
The Uncanny Flexmen
Pearl Marmalade
True Lilos
Hey Hey It’s Saturn-Day
Alicia Allan Keys
I have a (Midsomer Nights) Dream
Girls Just Wanna Have Followers
Men Who Swear At Goats
Grumplestiltskin
Weekend and Bunsen Burnies
Deskiny’s Child
Finding Harold
Black Eyed Trapeze
Weekend at Burns Cream
The Green Kamahl
Zoom Zoom Zoom Lets go to the Boardroom
Crumpets renamed Grumpets as Lionesses limp home (from Temerity Digital)
Silence of Shaun the Sheep
Giggleback
Raiders of the lost Plaque
She Works Hard for the Dunny
12 Monkey Bars
Sparrowsmith
American Hamster
Long weekend at Bernies
Unchain My Leash Joe Cockerspaniel
Easy Off Bam Hathaway
James and the Hyatt Beach
Fiona Toffee Apple
Right Said Fed Ex
Shiraz Good As It Gets
Teen Wolf Blass
Me, Myself and Charlene
Panic at the Flower Show
Aint Seen Muffin Yet
Wheelie Bin at Bernies
Run the Red in October
Big Bird in A Wire
Chimp 182
Orangutan Clan
Compost Malone
Pricill La-Di-Da, Queen of the Desert
Fleas Dont Go
Bob Daffodylan
Ramsay Streets kitchen Nightmares
Fixedback Mountain
Behemoth Movie
Another One Bites The Dusty
Priscilla, Queen of the Denim
Silence of the Lamb Rogan Josh
Paneer and Present Danger
Basmati Professor
Post Office Malone
Men At Homework
Turkeys of Endearment
Meet the Focaccias
Whingespoon
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nets
Along Came Volley
Sofa’s Choice
Miss Contikiality
50 shades of grazed knees
Arcade Fire Alarm
Hootie and Leaf Blower
Homo Improvement
The Land Before Parliament Question Time
Banana Mouskouri
Alicia Lost Keys
No Comet for Old Men
Radio Egghead
Everything I’d Do, I’d Do It For Someone Else
Martin Luther King And I
Hes Just Not That Into Euro
Turmeric Cartman
Me Myself and IQ
John Cougar Mallet Clamp
Minnie Screwdriver
Dude Wheres My Khakis
The Jengaboys
Murder on the Mans Snore
Exzcma Cream Marks the Spot
Teethie Wonder
Hash Brown Eyed Girl
Scroto
Under the cheese boardwalk
Priscilla, Queen of the Def Leppard
Charlie and the Chocolate Starfish Factory
Some Like It Squat
As I Layby Me Down
Judo Law
Look Whos Porking
Panic at the Poopdeck
Return of the Overdue Library Book
Look Who’s Moonwalking
Red Hot Chippie Schleppers
Zero Kelvin and the Chipmunks
The Last Oxi Action Hero
Kings of Lear-on
Bette Midler The Bin Beneath My Sink
Shawthank Redemption
Meowderfinger
Phantom of the Oprah
Stephen Glockenspielberg
Not black hawk down. Red Nose Down
Me, Myself and Pine O Clean
Honey I Unstunk The Skids
Molly Ringworm
News headlines for Christian today. DJs Dees Leave The G Displeased In Tight Squeeze. On to the Big Freeze.
Raiders of the Lost Matriarch
Apey Winehouse
Chimp Biscuit
The Three Elon Musketeers
Hootie and the Blowup Matress
Priscilla Cream on the Croissant
Desert Bootylicious
Genghis Khan Hardly Wait
Dude Where’s My Picasso?
Harold and Kumar Van Goh to White Castle
Wake me up and spend my dough dough
Cockerspaniel Ballet
Winnie the Pooh Fighters
Don Henley has a plane song: End of the Turbulence
Monk Ado About Nothing
Roy Order-some
I Know What You Did Last Trimester
David Boa Constrictor
Non-consensual breaststroke
Raiders of the lost Plaque
Kings of Lygon
Platypus in Boots
David Lee Sloth
Huey Lewis and the Snooze
Turning Jaffanese
He’s Just Not That Into Usain Bolt
Melnourished Gibson
Family Mutters
Alan Jones and the Temple of Doom
Hes Just Not That Into 2CR (Christian will know the reference)
Thrifty Cent
Sleep Apnea in Seattle
When Harry Metamucil’d Sally
Wake Me Up Before You Mow Mow
Loch Ness and Two Smoking Monsters
Achey Breaky Hip (aged 6 and 46)
Stuffed Daddy
One Flew Over the Bubble Wrap
E.T. The Ettiquite Terrestrial
Hootie and the Blowtorch
The Land Before Claratyne
Kill Bill Clinton
Bob Hawke Down
Bert and Ernie Make a Porno
Oppenhooper
Baked Queens on Toast
Girls Gondwana Have Fun
The Karate-chidna
Nickel short back and sides
Weekend at Beanies
Tinkerbell-aclava
Mellow Yellow Brick Road
White Men Cant Hump
Sleep Apnea in Seattle
Winnie Hendrix (Or his cousin Winnie the Poobastank)
Humphrey and the Blowfish
Englebert Humphreydink
Lady and the Stamp
The Soy is Back in Town
Disappointer Sisters
A Booty- ful Life
Not Silverchair, Silver Au Pair
Here Comes the Sun, hide hide!!!
Equine Young Cannibals
John Phar Lap
Peter Pantry
Queens of the Lugg-Age
Baby Got Strap
Better Be Home Schooled
Gran Theft Auto
Knitty Woman
Birdwalk Empire
Only Murders of Crows in the Building
Toucan a half men
Ten Thing I Hate About You-Tube
Jack Post Malone
Counting Sheep
Men At Homework
Not “Mary Had A Little Lamb” “Marinade a Little Lamb”
Jiu Jitsu-perjesus
Ralph Macchio-box 20
Whos the Boss Springsteen
Spill Bill
One Fell Over The Cuckoos Nest
Gingerbready Manilow
Tina Turkey
Inspiring Miss Daisy
Martin Luther King and I
Let Hernia Cry
Amazing Graze
The Granny Panties Budapest Hotel
Brum B52s
Less Fallen Scrotes, more Hall and Oates
Amy Wine Cellar
Not Jennifer Lopez Jenni-Fur Coat-ez
Gorillas in the Missy Higgins
Hot Tub Time Machine Gun Fellatio
Hootie and the Dough Dish
Not Another Canteen Movie
Fifty Shades of Grazes
Newt Kids on the Block
Kings of Chame-Leon
Newt Kids on the Croc
Chewbacca Street Boys
Weird Alf Yankovic
Silence of the Lamps
Nocturnal Emission Impossible
Cuddle of Mud
Rub my back street boys
Less roadworks. More Noiseworks!
Less screaming pets. More screaming jets!
Whingers List
Not Dangerous Liaisons, Cantankerous Liaisons
Ace Ventura, Petulant Detective.
Sonnet Kruger
Yoko Oboe
I Know What You Did With That Spanner
Spak To The Future
Wake Me Up Before You Iced Vovo
Rabbit Downey Junior
Rotweiley Cyrus
When Harry Sweat Sally
Star Wars Episode 2 – Panic Attack of the Clones
Hushfall, by Pink (from my 7yo daughter)
Not ‘Get Down Tonight’ Pipe Down Tonight
Dude Wheres My Carnie
Ricky Martian
Roy Orbit-some
Throw Your Poo From The Train
Rhi-no what you did last summer
Veal Sidebottom
To Be Sure Shank Redemption
The Hunt For Red Hair All Over
Sitting on the dock of the bacon
Can You Squeal The Love Tonight
Oinky Broinky Heart
Not The Exorcist The Exhaust-ist
Refinance of the Jedi
He’s Just Not That Into Universal Healthcare
The Oysters Back In Town
Stand By Your Clam
Patrina, Queen of the Deskwork
Weekend at Bloombergies
Me, Myself and Ice Cream
Swagmouth
Not Lyle Lovette Lilo-vette
Super Man Bun
Strand By Me
Lice Age
Vege-mighty mighty bosstones
Dixie Chiko Rolls
Scout Hall and Uncle Tobys Oats
Pauline Hanson Mmm nah bop
Passion Popp-enheimer
Brokeback Mountain Dew
Priscilla Queen of the Dessert Wine
Bloody Mary Poppins
Las-enya
What About Tree By Shannon MagNOLLia
Slumdog Milf-on-air
Hootie and the Boat Shoes
Mr Burns for you
Not The Goonies The Prunies
I thought it was movies? If its gardening bands then: Echo and the Bunningsman
The Hunt For Redneck October
Drongo Unchained
Pasta the Furious
Silence of the Lamborghini’s
Genie in a Bottle-O
Juiced Springsteen
Its Raining Menopause
Bridge Over Troubled Hot Watee Bottle
Dead Poets Anxiety
The 7-Year Twitch
Not Two Hands Blue Hands
Frigid Jones’s Diary
Santana Bran
Bridging loan over the river kwai
My Fart Will Go On
Achey Breaky Voice
Harold and Kumar go to White Supremacist Meeting
Carebear on Elm Street
Weekend at Bernard of Clairvaux
Throne Alone
My left foot…got sucked by Fergie!
Lady Car Car
Pearl Traffic Jam
He’s Just Not That Into Jujitsu.
My Chess Friend’s Wedding
Start Wars: The Mother in Law Strikes Back (May divorce be with you)
Not Snakes on a Plane Exit Row on a Plane (Being 6’8 this is very close to my heart!)
Right Said Shelter Shed
Assemblee Gees
The Artist Formely Known as Principal
He’s Just Not That Into Spew
No Dyson For Old Men
Spewmandi
An Udder one bites the dust
PoorYank Redemption
Baboon with a view
Another One Bites The Rust
Smells Like Teen Spit
Purple Vain
The Green Milk
Schindlers Lisp
Conan The Par-barian
Crouching Tiger Woods, Hidden Groupie
Putt Cemetary
Not Room With a View. Mushroom with a Stew.
Vienetta The Devil You Know
Hugh Jacked-Up
Alexander Graham Dumbbell
Snakes on a Dane
Never Let me BinGO
The Long Kiss on the Lips
You, Me and Debris
Dude Where’s Uranus?
Nasablanca
Fine Young Procrastinators
David Lee Sloth
We Bought A Vindaloo
The Katsu in the Hat
Fleas Dont Let Me Go
Joe Cocker Spaniel (And he’s singing Unchain My Leash)
Collie Minogue
My Heart Will Stop Eventually
John Cougar Melon Hippocampus
Lady and the Tram
Can’t Hardly Freight
Tesla la land Hyundai Hard A Buggy’s Life Toyota Story
Chevrolet Miserables
Hatchback Mountain
Fanny Pack to the Future
The Vexed Pistols
Run PMS
Grrrrrr-inspoon!
Gordon Ramstein
You’re Dim Simply the Best!
Robin Hood – Prince of Jeeves
Glee Harvey Oswald
David Happyhoff
Dude Wheres The 14 Clowns That Were in My Car?
Black Hawk Clown
Bearded Lady and the Tramp
Resillie Vanilla
Not The Spin Doctors The Spinach Doctors
Mighty Mighty Testosterones
The Talented Mr Hooper
Hootie and the Yo-Ho-Ho Fish
Fine Young Cannonballs
Come Flyby With Me
Lionel Quidditchie
Van Slalom
Antihistamine Girls
Miss Conjunctivality
Return of the Pinkeye
Not Coldplay On-hold play
Bland Funk Railroad
Dude My Car Broke Down!
Not The Air Up There The Hair Up There (in my nostrils!)
The Lawn Identity
Zack and Miri Make a Poor Persons Day By Giving Them Spare Change
Glad To The Bone
Goo Goo Gabbys Dollhouse
Mashbox 20
George Foreman Griller in the Mist
Not The Dressmaker The Jafflemaker
Not U2 Youse two!
You, Me and Some Tea
Dude Wheres my Sun?
Awkward Silence of the Lambs
Snoggenheimer
Sleeping around in seattle
Raiders of the lost virginity
Weekend at Epsteins
Pussy Cat Scrolls
Mr Spriteside
Vegemitey mitey bosstones
Silence of the Lamborghinis or if you’d prefer: Sistine Wolf
Not Mondo Rock, Poncho Rock
Keith Turban
Australian Shawl
Savage Garment
Little River Bandana
Honey I Shrunk Because My Spine’s Compressing
Men Who Stare at Zygotes
Nappy Gilmour
Not Unbreak my Heart. Unblock My Shart
Meet G.I. Joe Black
Girl With the Reagan Tatoo
Hale and Pace of Base
No Cancer For Old Men
Nightmarket on Elm Street
Winnie the Pooh Fighters Or ‘Beauty and the Blowfish’
Good Golly Miss Polly…waffle
She’s My Cherry Ripe
The Hunt For Red Rooster
Crypt-tease
The scouts have a travel band: Fine Young Camping boys
My sofa is so bad, even after a fight with my wife I’d rather still sleep next to her than on the sofa!
Ok so my wife heard the sofa entry i did, and it looks like i MIGHT be sleeping on the couch tonight!
Snags on a plane
Basting Private Ryan
Million Dollar Kebaby
Burn, Craigie-burn
Rambo First Blood Donation
PokeMontell Jordan
Shrek’s Pistols
Grill
Magnifying Miss Daisy
Not Man Overboard. Man Overwhelmed!! (not my best)
Not Human League Human Fatigue
Depressed Mode
Any Gibbon Sunday
Baboon With a View
Throw Marmoset From the Train
Not Jack The Ripper Smack the Flipper
Tendulker i Hate About You
The Bin Identity
Not Driving Miss Daisy. Wiping Missed Gravy
Weekend at Sunburnies
Not ‘Hard to say im sorry’. Saag to say im curry
No Country for Old Meats
Stop! Or My Mom Will Prosciutto
Four X Non Blondes
Harry Putter
You, Me and Birdie
En-sand-trapment
My Fair-waydy
Usain in the Membrane
Mary Had a little Lamborghini
Dolebludger Dolittle
Not Sharknado, Shaqnado
Not Frozen, Grozen
The Curious Delay of Metro Tunnel
Dude, Can I Park There?
Fifty Shades of Grey Street
The Full Montmorency
No Diggers Rest for the Wicked
Yarrambatman
Figgy Marley
Frankincense Goes to Hollywood
Chimney Hendrix
GastroENYAologist
Sex Worker Pistols
Freddy Got Handshaked
Love is in the Air Con
V8 Middleton
Dole Bludger Parton
Jack and the Bean Bag
Black Duck Down
Billy Joel has an office song. Excel Her About It
David Lee Sloth
Me Loaf
Torpid Amos
Hopscotch-heimer
Fifty Shades of Grazes
Look Whos Chalking
Edward Scissor Sisters
The Beach Boys in the Hood
Where the Yeast Has No Name
Darling Leave A Bakers Delight on for Me
Neenish Dirtbag
Debbie Doze Dallas (Not a tucker)
How To Snooze a Guy in 10 Days (untucked)
A Melatonin Like Alice
How to Luge a Guy in 10 Days
Slum Dog Melania
What about “On hold to engaged”
Robert Sweaty Palmer
Edgy Sheeran
The Capricciosan One
Delivered in 30 Minutes or its Free Willy
Miss Conjunctivitis
Sliding Dorks
Not ‘Lost In Translation’, Lost In Train Station
Sore Back Redemption
Andrew Roid Webber
Roid Orbison
Sweepless in Seattle
Curl, Interrupted
Night at the Curling Centre
Lost in Train Station
Sliding Dawdles
Dude Wheres My Car Keys
Straggler on the Roof
Melmac box Twenty
Martian Hines
Dude Wheres My Avocado?
No Country for Old Melways
We Bought A House
The Fax and the Furious
The Long Voicemail Goodnight
Not ‘Bride of Frankenstein’. Bride at Frankston Drive-In
Sliding Dorks
Weekend At Zuckerbergies
Chimp Bizkit
Orangawutanclan
Billy Rhinocyrus
The Hunt For Red Card Tober
The Pelé -can Brief
Snitz Raining Men
Not ‘Goodbye Yellow Brick Road’. Pad Thai Yellow Brick Road.
Phil Collins has a food song. Sususushio
Pad Thai My Lover.
Bolognaisy Little Thing Called Love!
Painting Private Ryan
Raiders of the lost Footy Card
Panic at the Discus
Florence Griffith Joyner and the Machine
Wombatman
Koalala land
Weekend at Boonies
Accidentally Ned Kelly Street
Are You Gonna Gollum My Way?
Gently Push Momma From The Train
The Boy Scouts in the Hood
Smells Like Teen Spit
Not The Air Up There. The Chest Hair Up There
Raiders of the Last Pantry
Barry Quokka
Platypussy Cat Dolls
Hall and Otters
Not Ugly Kid Jo. Ugly Kid Na (ugl-echidna)
Opti”mist” you like crazy!
Not Tears in Heaven. Beers in Heaven
Kissing in the Name Of
Born on the Dwarf of July
Zack and Miri Make a TikTok reel
The Jedi Never Left
Smiley Myrus
Not Radiohead. Radiant-head
ZZ Top of the world
Christian O’Connell show. No shock, just a wholesome jock.
Dude Wheres My Hydrocarbon.
Petrol Cemetery
Not Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers. Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Bowsers.
My Heart Will Go In (because i dont eat fried food)
Back in Blackmores
A Whisk Called Wanda
Braising Private Ryan
Theres Something About Marinating
Macchio-box Twenty
100% Sure Shank Redemption
The Sanguine Mile
Joseph and the Amazing Rose Coloured Dreamcoat
Lethargic Weapon
Meet The Can’t Be Fockers
Limp Brisket
Not Sir-Mix-Alot. Sir-Loin-Alot
Spatchcock Twenty
Cabanarama
One Fluke Over The Cuckoos Nest
This one is specifically for Christian. Jammy and the Giant Peach
Matchbox Tenty
On holidays, i just sit around and drink while the kids run around. Its known as my “Esky Mojo”.
The Lycra King
Edward Spandexhands
The BeeJeeves
Smells Like Gene Simmons
Not Under The Bridge. Under the Glenn Ridge
I Know What You Did Last Daryl Somers
Rear Windows 95
Not Barney Banana. Barnsey Banana
The Splicegirls
Brad Pitty Pitty Bang Bang
Opraheimer
The Object Of My AFFLECKtion
Gnocchi on Heaven’s Door
Not ‘The Way You Look Tonight’. The Way You Roast Chook Tonight
The Assemblee Gees
James Brownnose
DESKiny’s Child
Harold and Kumar Go To White Supremacy Meeting
Blinded By The Sprite
Tomb Vader
Obi Wan Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
Luke and Yoda Make a Porno
How about 2 brands in one band? Maccas Swatch Twenty
Chanelly Fertado
Rolex Pistols
Joe Dolce & Gabbana
Not ‘Let Her Cry’. Let Herb Elliott Cry
Under My Rob Parella, Ella Ella
Pendles in the Wind
Forest Gumboots
Prqis
Priscilla Queen of the Desert Boots
Acub Good Men (I tried!!!)
Downton Yabbey
Absolutely Crabulous
Pirhanas in Pyjamas
You, Me and Spewpree
Diarrhoea Hard
Big Momma’s House Party
Wet Dream on Elm Street
Fisc-Al Yankovic
INXpense
Not Regurgitator, Reimbursitator
Deep Surplus
A Lootiful Day
If I Could Turn Back Maritime
I Want Scandi
Flex And The City
Harry Squatter and the Half Ripped Prince
Shaun of the Shred
Not Spaceballs. Spacebald
Hurty Dancing
Sixteen Sandles
Bill and Teds Excellent Prostate Check
Not A Few Good Men A Confucious Good Man
Despicable ArchiMEdes
Attila the Hunny I Shrunk The Kids
Cleopatch Adams
Iggy Popcorn Chicken
The Mad Mex Pistols
Badly Fed Zeppelin
Parma Chameleon
Heres a double: To the Loo and Back by Savage Beer Garden
Get Out of My Dreams, Get into My Sticky Carpet
Take My Breathalyser Away
Coward Punch Me Baby One More Time
Echo and the Bunningsman
Perimenatwork
Unwritten Law-nbowls
MetaMUSEal
Zack and Miri Make a Prosecco
Look Who’s Corking
Decant Hardly Wait
The sport for oldies: Bocce on Heavens Door
Not The Dolphins Cry. The Golf-ins Cry
Badminton To The Bone
Wake Me Up Before You Sumo
You Shaksuka All Night Long!
I Croissant To Hold Your Hand
Barista Boombastic
Daryl Braithwaite’s in the cafe. As The Holindaise Go By
Fantastic Mr Foxtrot
Not LA Confidential. Ballet Confidential
Men Who Astaire at Goats
Ferry Bueller’s Day Off
Look Who’s Walking
Prince William, Cuke of Cornwall
Tina Turnip
Chilli Ray Cyrus
These come as a pair: Kid Bok, Choy George
Aubergine Simmons
Turmeric Astley
Hibernate Balls of Fire
Cry Me a shiver
Ive Done All The Numb Things
Lick Tracy
To Connisseur, With Love
No Drumstick For Old Men
Cone Alone
Po-Weis Academy
Lady Gaga and the Tramp
Not Z Z Top. Zoo Zoo Topia
Fine Young Peter Pannibals
RatCatatouille
Wolfgang Dumbodeus
Pinocch- Doubt
Pad See Ew’ve Got Mail
Paneer and Present Danger
Masalala Land
Pele’s Forgive me
Not “I Will Always Love you”. “I Will Postecoglou”
Aloisi Like Sunday Morning
Alanis has a soccer song. “You Schwarzer Know”
Saving Private Photos of Your Neighbour
Erdogan Mad, as President Calls Istan”bull” on the Soccer Result
Turkey sent baklava after Aussie Onslaught!
Iced Tedious
Mundane Nelly Melba
Buccaneer and Present Danger
Who Framed Jolly Roger Rabbit
50 First Mates
You Oughta Slow. By A-harness Morissette
Sensor Light My Fire
FIFA Peace Prize Winner Goes Ballistic As Socceroos Spank Yanks
Throw Faeces From The Train
Diary of a Chimpy Kid
Nine Inch Neils
Rambo: First Blood Donation
Vibrant Miss Daisy
The Empire Strikes Gold
ET: Extra Tremendous
Four Weddings and Another Wedding
Reservoir Dags
The Green Milk
Schindler’s Lisp
Forgetting Tricera Marshall
Being Iguandon Malkovich
Cretache Ventura
The Full Bronty
Spellie Goulding
Billy Potion
Eltons on the farm. Can You Herd The Sheep Tonight?
E-I-E-I-OHhhhhh, Pretty Woman
Twist and Snout
Where the Fleece Has No Name
Hooves Will Save Your Soul